Ultimate Facts

The Ultimate Facts –
Men:
1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them. 4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around. 5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others. 6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really shaken if the woman leaves them. 7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.

Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security. 2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff. 3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear. 4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully. 5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag". 6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them. 7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

my fav mataji ka bhajan - Maa vedo main jo teri mahima kahi hai by Lakhbir Lakha

Maa Vedon Mein Jo Teri Mahima Kahi Hai
Maa Vedon Mein Jo Teri Mahima Kahi HaiMaa Vedon Mein Jo Teri Mahima Kahi HaiSahi Hai Sahi Hai Sahi Hai Sahi Hai
Maa Tu Karuna Mayi Aur Mamta Mayi HaiSahi Hai Sahi Hai Sahi Hai Sahi Hai
Koi Durga Kali Bhawani KaheKoi Ambe Ya Vaishno Rani Kahe
Maha Maya Gauri Tu KatyaniTuhi Sharde Laxmi Narayani
Tere Naam Ka Koi Aant Nahi HaiSahi Hai Sahi Hai Sahi Hai Sahi
Tere Naam Ka Koi Aant Nahi HaiSahi Hai Sahi Hai Sahi Hai Sahi
Tumhi Ne Banaya Ye Sansar Maa Ye Chanda Sitare Suraj AasmanYe Parvat Ye Jharne Ye Phool Aur Van Jise Dekh Mann Ho Raha Hai Magan
Teri Hi Kripa Se Tiki Dharti haiSahi Hai Sahi Hai Sahi Hai Sahi Hai Sahi
Teri Hi Daya Se Tiki Dharti haiSahi Hai Sahi Hai Sahi Ma Sahi
Mujhe Apni Bhakti Ka Vardan DoDaya Ab Karo Ma Mujhe Gyan Do
Ho Asha Meri Puri Mateshwari Mere Dil Me Ho Bus Murat Teri
Ter Lakha Lakha Ki Maiya Vinti yahi hai yahi hai yahi hai yahiTer Lakha Lakha Ki Maiya Vinti yahi hai yahi hai yahi hai yahi
Maa Vedon Mein Jo Teri Mahima Kahi HaiMaa Vedon Mein Jo Teri Mahima Kahi HaiSahi Hai Sahi Hai Sahi Hai Sahi Hai Sahi
Maa Tu Karuna Mayi Aur Mamta Mayi HaiSahi Hai Sahi Hai Sahi Hai Sahi
Maa Vedon Mein Jo Teri Mahima Kahi HaiMaa Vedon Mein Jo Teri Mahima Kahi HaiSahi Hai Sahi Hai Sahi Hai Sahi Hai

life ka truth

ONLY MARRIED MEN WILL TRULY UNDERSTAND THIS !
REST MAY PLEASE IGNORE.
Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kahoH: Dal chawal bana lo
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the
H: to sabji roti bana lo
W: bacche nahi khayenge
H: to chhole puri bana lo
W: mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai
H: eggs bhurji bana lo
W: aaj guruvaar hai
H: paraanthe ?
W: raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??
H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
W: roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye
H: kadhi chawal?
W: dahi nahi hai
H: idly sambar?
W: usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!
H: maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
W: woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta
H: phir ab kya banaogi?
W: Jo aap kaho